Fuck my life
Varje gång jag tycker synd om mig själv klickar jag mig in på FML och helt plötsligt känns livet inte så jävla miserabelt längre.
"Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying: Borrowed money for food."
"Today, the driver side mirror of my car was smashed off and laying on the ground. On the window was a $75.00 ticket for improper equipment for not having a mirror."
"Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a costumer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call."
"Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything."
"Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying: Borrowed money for food."
"Today, the driver side mirror of my car was smashed off and laying on the ground. On the window was a $75.00 ticket for improper equipment for not having a mirror."
"Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a costumer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call."
"Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything."
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Postat av: Anonym
Ja verkligen! :)
Postat av: sandra
klart som fan att vi gör de ;)
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